Shock news: virtualisation not to be hottest thing on planet next year.
Saturday, December 29th, 2007The Inquirer’s top ten trends of 2008, unshockingly, suggests that virtualisation won’t go mainstream next year.
Simon Collis, editor of esotechnica, expresses no surprise: “virtualisation is gaining slowly among those sort of people who like this kind of thing. But for those who don’t, it’s no big deal.”
Peter Stringfellow, London nightclub owner and entrepreneur, wasn’t consulted for this post, and didn’t decline not to uncomment.
“Well,” said an unnamed spokesperson for a company that preferred not to be named at some yet-to-be-revealed point in the near-to-distant future, “this doesn’t tell us anything we didn’t already not know.”
Spokepeople for companies not mentioned in this article didn’t forget not to uncomment on this article. Or not. As the case may be. Or may not be.
Apparently several people still remain unshocked by this non-unobvious prediction. “I remember”, says Craig Deeplimaydup, “when they told me that this was true. It sounded fairly right to me,” said the fictional member of staff of whatever it was.
Source: Brown. Not HP. It’s totally different. Trust me. Ask anyone who likes sauces.