Now that they’re remaking it, and Russell Brand almost certainly won’t be in it (as much as I love his work - and having met him - I can’t but help think this is a good thing for all concerned), I thought I’d recap five things we should all learn from Rocky Horror…
5. Don’t judge a book by its cover
The seemingly entirely sybaritic
Frank-N-Furter has actually discovered a means of artificially creating life. This is a significant scientific achievement, despite the haphazard look of the laboratory. Still, many major visionaries over time have had similarly disheveled looking labs: Baird, Edison., Swan.. you know. Didn’t mention Tesla - cleanliness is not always correlated with genius.
4. It was great when it all began
Everything is. Remember the first time you first heard Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of The Moon”? Doesn’t have the same impact - good or bad - that it had then, does it? As the saying goes, “familiarity breeds contempt”. Pay attention to that when you next time you see the next big thing - new isn’t always best. (768 weeks on the Billboard album charts - and the only reason it dropped out was that they changed the rules.)
3. Does anyone here know how to Madison?
If you’re in unfamiliar company, and don’t know what to do, there’s one good rule: something is better than nothing. Make it as palatable to your audience as you can - and you may have to be in “duck mode” here (you know - calm as a cucumber above, paddling like a duck underneath) but have a go. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, a well-meant bad effort has a better effect than not trying in the first place, so why not?
2. Bide your time
Riff Raff, bitter and twisted as he is, bides his time. He knows that sooner or later, the order will come through from the home planet, and Frank-N-Furter will have to… well, for all both of you that have never seen it, maybe I shouldn’t spoil it. Suffice to say, Riff Raff eventually takes over and I just broke my promise not to spoil it for you. Arse.
1. Don’t Dream It, Be It
Was it Gandhi who said “be the change you want to see in the world?” Whether it was or not, we could - as Bugsy Malone pointed out - be anything that we wanted to be. And so we should. Make your dreams happen. As one of my least favourite political figures of all time - Margaret Thatcher - once said (and it’s one of few things I can say that she said that I can agree with) “you can only help other people from a position of strength”. Meaning, mentally, that if you’re not who you want to be, how can you help other people realise their dreams?