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Why DID Microsoft want to buy Yahoo!?

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

I’ve been thinking about the abortive Microsoft-Yahoo! deal last night in bed, and what came to me has been crystallising in my head ever since.

Basically, Microsoft’s plan is, and always has been, to provide as much of the software for as many of the computers in the world as they can. Doesn’t sound too worrying when you say it like that, does it? (more…)

Spooky Scary Skeletons

Monday, September 15th, 2008

If you haven’t seen Spooky Scary Skeletons already, go and check it out. The animator - Zekey - is now working for Weebl’s Stuff animating things, and this is just a little animation that he put together. It’s completely wonderful and feels a bit Tim Burton-esque.

Connosieurs of Disney cartoons may remember the rather wonderful Skeleton Dance from 1929, which this reminded me of (a bit). They remade it in colour some time in the 30s, which is the version I remember, but here’s the original black and white (which I’ve always wanted to see since I saw the remake, ironically. Funny what knowing there’s another version will do to you):

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Monday, September 8th, 2008

International Talk Like A Pirate Day (here in the UK, in aid of Marie Curie Cancer Care) is almost upon us (Friday the 19th in fact).  So it’s time to get your pirate name out, dig out those flags, blow up the inflatable parrot and get ready for 24 hours where every other word is “yarrr…”.

You’ll also need a pirate name. Mine is:

My pirate name is:
Iron Sam Bonney

A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Five things we should learn from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Now that they’re remaking it, and Russell Brand almost certainly won’t be in it (as much as I love his work - and having met him - I can’t but help think this is a good thing for all concerned), I thought I’d recap five things we should all learn from Rocky Horror…

5. Don’t judge a book by its cover

The seemingly entirely sybaritic Frank-N-Furter has actually discovered a means of artificially creating life. This is a significant scientific achievement, despite the haphazard look of the laboratory. Still, many major visionaries over time have had similarly disheveled looking labs: Baird, Edison., Swan.. you know. Didn’t mention Tesla - cleanliness is not always correlated with genius.

4. It was great when it all began

Everything is. Remember the first time you first heard Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of The Moon”? Doesn’t have the same impact - good or bad - that it had then, does it? As the saying goes, “familiarity breeds contempt”. Pay attention to that when you next time you see the next big thing - new isn’t always best. (768 weeks on the Billboard album charts - and the only reason it dropped out was that they changed the rules.)

3. Does anyone here know how to Madison?

If you’re in unfamiliar company, and don’t know what to do, there’s one good rule: something is better than nothing. Make it as palatable to your audience as you can - and you may have to be in “duck mode” here (you know - calm as a cucumber above, paddling like a duck underneath) but have a go. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, a well-meant bad effort has a better effect than not trying in the first place, so why not?

2. Bide your time

Riff Raff, bitter and twisted as he is, bides his time. He knows that sooner or later, the order will come through from the home planet, and Frank-N-Furter will have to… well, for all both of you that have never seen it, maybe I shouldn’t spoil it. Suffice to say, Riff Raff eventually takes over and I just broke my promise not to spoil it for you. Arse.

1. Don’t Dream It, Be It

Was it Gandhi who said “be the change you want to see in the world?” Whether it was or not, we could - as Bugsy Malone pointed out - be anything that we wanted to be. And so we should. Make your dreams happen. As one of my least favourite political figures of all time - Margaret Thatcher - once said (and it’s one of few things I can say that she said that I can agree with) “you can only help other people from a position of strength”. Meaning, mentally, that if you’re not who you want to be, how can you help other people realise their dreams?

Free Software of the week: Gantt Project

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Gantt Project

Gantt Project logo
Licence:GPL
Status:stable
Version:2.0.7 (Jun 27 2008)
Web:Homepage

Let’s imagine a scenario. You’re on the road (or perhaps the train, use your own imagination here), working on your laptop. Your nice Linux based laptop. Or maybe it’s a Mac. Maybe it runs OS/2 or eComStation… Or maybe it runs Windows, but you don’t have Microsoft Project. It is quite expensive, after all.

And then - wouldn’t you know it - someone sends you an MS project file. You need to respond to it - and respond right now. Otherwise your conservatory doesn’t get built… or something. (You know, this whole scenario thing might not have been such a clever idea after all…)

Anyhow, Gantt Project to the rescue! It can import and export MS Project files, its own .gan files, and even export as HTML and PDF. Which is really quite nifty.

I’ve been using this quite a bit lately - it really does do almost everything you need to manage a project. And unlike some other open source project management tools, it works fine on Vista. In fact, it should work on any platform that supports Java. Result!

And before I forget, have a screenshot:

Screenshot

Oh, one last note - if you download version with the Windows installer, you will need to select “open Microsoft Project files” when you install, as it’s not selected by default.